The Randomness of things

(Via Deadspin) If you are a Cingular Wireless subscriber you can get a free Dallas Maverick ringtone. http://www.vibes.com/mavericks/ringtones.asp. They aren't really tones so much as they are Mavericks players telling you to pick up the phone. You've got to check out what Dirk Nowitzki says in his. It's on of the most random things, and hilarious. If i had a Cingular phone this would mos def be my ringer. I wonder if Doug Christie's says that he answers the phone everytime his wife calls, or else. DANG, What a Circus. Gong Show!

Fantasy Football is a bunch of bullshit.

Here's another link. http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/7965. Former wrestler Diamond Dallas Page is suing Jay-Z for trademark infringement, for use of the diamond sign that both entertainers use. Back when i used to watch wrestling we called Page, "Dark Dirty Poop", or "Dirty Dark Poop", either way the guy was a piece of crap who looked like he spent too much time in a tanning bed. Now he's looking to get a piece of Hov. "Ask Nas you don't want it with Hov. NOoooooo." Maybe his yoga book isn't doing as well as he thought it would. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594740798/
qid=1133987733/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-7006873-1858331?n=507846&s=books&v=glance

Why did the Dark Dirty one write a yoga book anyways? The only people who know who he is haven't seen their dicks is five years, and can't reach their ass to scratch it, let alone do yoga. Shouldn't he, or someone, realized that the target demographic for this book can't do yoga? Out of all the people who watch wrestling there's about 5 who could do yoga, and I know three of them and they aren't going to buy this book.

And Rob Zombie wrote the foreword. Now there's a guy who shouldn't be writing a health book. He looks like he died three weeks ago.

Fantasy Football sucks

Its finals time at the old law school so these posts will be sparse over the next two weeks. I know, it sucks. But all two of you who read this will have to make due.

But i did finish my note, on the potential Title VII violations of the NBA and NFL's age restrictions. Holla at me if you want to read it.
The NBA is racist.