Tuesday, November 01, 2005

NFL Week in review

Arizona at Dallas
I guess you don't need Julius Jones when you've got Marion Barber III. Larry Fitzgerald didn't show up and i only got 3 points out of my fantasy receivers, but i still won. So, its all good. I don't get what happened to this Cards team. They were everyone's sleeper pick, i guess it goes to show that no one knows what they are talking about.

Chicago at Detroit
That's right Detroit Jeff Garcia sucks.

Cleveland at Houston
I guess the odds makers were right. Ugly game that the Browns should have won. This loss was not Dilfer's fault, he had a typical Trent Dilfer day. (Aside from that fumble in the second half.) The problem was special teams. How bad is Kyle Richardson? He kicked a 10 yard. punt, 10 yards! Lets hope he's not on the team next week. But hey Chris Gardoki hasn't had a punt blocked in 3.5 million attempts.

Green Bay at Cincinnati
You know how i know that the Bengals aren't that good. They intercepted Favre 5 times and only won by a touchdown. Not only that it was close at the end. The Packers are starting Taco Wallace at receiver, whenever you are starting a guy named Taco you better start preparing for the draft.

Jacksonville at St. Louis
How did the Jags lose this game? Maybe Mike Martz is that bad of a coach that the team is better without him. Maybe covering Kevin Curtis would have been a good idea.

Miami at New Orleans
Should have listened to myself, when the home team doesn't have a home and the owner is threatening to rip them out of the N.O., don't pick them. Not only is Tom Benson threatening to move the team but he's attacking camera men. He's kind like Lex Luthor just not bald. But still not Art Modell.

Minnesota at Carolina
The boat is sinking into Lake Minnetonka, save the strippers. With Culpepper out for the year Mike Tice better be preparing his resume to be someone's tight ends coach next year.

Oakland at Tennessee
Steve McNair mos def has sack. But that doesn't make the rest of the team good. Memo to Norv Turner, RUN THE BALL.

Washington at NYG
Another game that i should have listened to myself. You know the Skins aren't that good and the Giants beloved owner dies during the week, telltale signs of a blowout.

Kansas City at San Diego
K.C. doesn't play defense but the Bolts still almost chocked this one away. When LT has more touchdown passes than the Jets team is that more impressive for LT or depressing for Jets fans?J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS.

Philly at Denver
If Woody Hayes was still alive i think he would have shot Andy Reid by now. Why don't they run the ball, it boggles my mind? Jake Plummer still hasn't killed his team in a big game. But isn't that thought in the back of everyone's mind? I think everyone is waiting for that game when Jake throws that costly INT late in a game. I'm waiting for it and he's only on my fantasy team, i would hate to be a Broncos' fan in a close game down the stretch

Tampa at San Fran
What did i say about Chris Simms? Lets hope Phil has a job for him cause he's not going to be starting much longer. Never thought i'd see the day that people were fondly remembering the Brian Griese era.

Buffalo at New England
Closer than it should have been. Kelly Holcomb still sucks and still can't manage a game. But New England's secondary is atrocious. It going to be tough for them to make it through the playoffs.

Baltimore at Pittsburgh
This game was way too close. For some reason the Steelers decided to throw the ball 30 times. Maybe Cowher was trying to prove something maybe who knows. I do know that Anthony Wright should not be a starting quarterback in this league, but neither should Kyle Boller so they're stuck either way.

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